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Ronnie Barker in drag

25 Jan 2012
Champagne service with a leery smile
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Back to school, Knott

25 Jan 2012
A walk with the professor of @BestLovedHotels
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The Olympics

28 Dec 2011
When I was a schoolboy I was encouraged to play lost of hearty games such as rugby in the winter and cricket in the summer. I loved it. But we also had to take part in some (to my mind) very boring athletics. Bad performance was incentivised by being whacked with a plimsoll. I mean, if you aren't built for running, what fun can there be in it unless it's to fetch a football.
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Less isn't necessarily more

05 Nov 2011
Last week I had to go to Ikea, the Trafford Centre, and then Manchester centre. Don't get me wrong, I do like Manchester, except when they give me parking tickets after 6pm. That night we had tickets to see the wonderful Wilco which softened the blow but also meant I couldn't avoid the shopping bit
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Ridiculous an open letter to Cumbria County Council

12 Oct 2011
Occasionally I become a tourist. My dear old Mum hadn't been to the Lakes for over 15 years, so I was looking forward to showing off the spectacular countryside in all its glory to her. After a long drive up from Bournemouth the 89 year old lapped up a splendid afternoon tea, followed closely by dinner, and slept well in one of our new ground floor rooms.
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Restaurant Reviews

01 Oct 2011
Just back from the AA Awards dinner on Monday night at the Hilton, Park Lane. 750 people in the wonderful hotel business enjoyed an amazing dinner produced by guest Chef Paul Gagnaire, he of the eponymous 3 star Michelin restaurant in Paris and of Sketch in London. (He also has an outpost in Las Vegas at the Mandarin Hotel.) The salmon fillet starter was beautiful in every way. The surprising main course choice of blanquette de veau, albeit with a twist, reminded me of catering college and Ceserani & Kinton; the Practical Cookery book we all learned from. The twist was ginger; onion fondue and Paris mushrooms; lettuce filled with venere black rice; and brunoise of green apple and chive. A little bit more complicated than the way we used to do it. Fabulous though. People who know me will be amazed I am not going to write about the dessert. The petit fours were amazing, though I had to restrain my wife from eating the chocolate; it was the stand that held the petit fours. She doesn’t like waste.
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The continuing adventures of Mrs Blade... an ancient permanent resident

02 Sep 2011
In the mid 70's I sent myself on a five day marketing course at the Inst. of Marketing in Cookham. It was great because it wasn't just about hotels and no-one else on the course had anything to do with them. It was also the time Fawlty Towers came out. As the course was residential, we were off in the evenings and one night we sat down to watch Basil and co.. My leg was pulled mercilessly. Was it really like that Mike? Well, yes actually, it was.
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Riots

02 Sep 2011
A week on from the riots and I've been listening with fascination to all the debate and reasoning that has been attempted in order to try to make sense of the problem.
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Mrs Blade part deux

03 Aug 2011
The continuing adventures of Mrs Blade. OK, back to 1976 ish. Lovely hotel, South coast of England; must be Hove actually. Mrs Blade, one of four permanent residents, all of whom think they are blessed with superpowers, demands to see the Manager. That'll be me then.
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The last ciabatta beefburger?

02 Aug 2011
One or two of you may have noticed an occasional mention of the BootBoys with whom I sometimes go walking. This one was not a particularly exhausting walk and appealingly involved a pub. Even better it started and finished at Linthwaite so can be used by our eager guests who enjoy a 5 mile ramble (each way) away from everyone else.
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New York, Nantucket and Long Island

06 Jul 2011
Here I am back at the desk after two weeks holiday. Where, you ask? New York, Nantucket and Long Island. Not our first choice, but an old hotel friend was getting married in New York where he lives now, so it seemed like a good idea. We wouldn't have missed it for the world. But that's another story; the amazing wedding reception in a Museum on the Bowery. Wow.
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Eating out, and a walk or three.

09 May 2011
For years my PR people have told me I should do a definitive Lakes' guide incorporating all the wonderful things to do and where to eat. I have started but not finished this many times. But the Blog allows me to drip feed this information instead, so from time to time I am going to recommend some of my favourite Lake District things.
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After the Royal Wedding...

05 May 2011
What's not to like about the Royal Family? The wedding gave the nation a big boost of feel good. We all need that at the moment. Unfortunately, I was on a plane to Berlin for youngest son's stag so I missed the wedding of the year; but that's another story.
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Mrs Blades

12 Mar 2011
Times have changed and so have customers. Many years ago in the early 70's I was an assistant manager, later manager, of a very nice 48 bedroomed hotel in Hove. It was like a mini Savoy, oak panelled, high ratio of staff to guest, and one of the first hotels in the country to have had 100% en-suite bathrooms installed. The guests were certainly very posh, many Ladies, Lords and gentlemen. Tie and jackets at dinner, that sort of thing.
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Music - It's a matter of taste isn't it?

21 Feb 2011
No, I'm not writing about food, but music. I love music. Couldn't be without it. From Hank to Hendrix, Bach to Wagner, if it's good I'll listen. But it has its place. Not everyone wants to listen to what I like. Look at the rich diversity of choice we have on just the BBC for example. Not to mention the commercial stations. Many of us now have iPods and can take our 2000 Lp collection around with us in our pocket, take it to a hotel even. We can listen in the car, on the train (headphones please), on the plane, and in the bath. I've loved music for as long as I can remember, from my father playing old 78's like the Laughing Policeman, LP's of 76 Trombones, Tijuana Brass, Gilbert and Sullivan, and at school by performing in Britten's Noyes Fludde - I was a mouse believe it or not. I also sang in the local church choir for many years, even doing the solo for Once in Royal David's City. All these things gave me a wide appreciation of music.
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Service: who needs it?

17 Jan 2011
I hate Chef's programmes on the TV. I don't hate Chefs though. Reality programmes are designed to get conflict and stress going, that's what TV Producers need to get the programme watched, and who better than a top Chef to strike fear into the heart of the average human and get some conflict going?
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April 2012


You'll have to take it lying down…
 
Eternal optimists as we are we have just opened the new Residents' Only lower terrace.
 
As a result of numerous requests we have put six luxurious loungers on it, facing West of course, for those sunny days to come.
 
We have to make some difficult decisions though:
 
Will Andy be running round with that Evian spray to keep you cool or will he be using a bucket of local H2O from the tarn? 
Will Sarah be charging round with platters of finely chilled fruit kebabs?
Will Iain be sashaying up to you with a chilled glass of white wine?
And let's not forget James; will he be there with his hands on suntan lotion service? 
 
I'm looking forward to the photo opportunities.

March 2012


STOP PRESS! An exclusive evening with Henry Blofeld at Linthwaite House Hotel.
 
Hello My Dear Old Things!
 
The bubbly, boisterous world of Blowers knows no full stops. His idiosyncratic form of cricket commentary is unique. His one-man shows - he even played at the Albert Hall - has packed people into theatres all round the country. His stories about Ian Fleming, Noel Coward, Clive Dunn and others have brought the house down.
 
Now you have the unique opportunity to enjoy a private intimate evening with just 6 other guests and the TMS star. The evening will begin at 7.00pm with canapés and champagne, and you get to chat with Henry about all the cricketing and other stuff you'd like to know over a 4 course dinner, with appropriate fine wines accompanying each course. I have experienced this elsewhere and I can vouch for the memorable time I had.
 
Tuesday 24th April 2012
 
£195.00 per person inc. service and VAT at 20%
 
This is an exclusive offer, so book now or be disappointed!
 
To book, call us on 015394 88600 or email stay@linthwaite.com.
 
I do hope you can join us,
Mike 

February 2012

As the snowdrops peak we await the yellow blast of the daffodils....enough already. I am not Wordsworth and do not aspire to be. So instead of poetry (was that what it was? - Ed) let's tell you what's been going on.
Business has been quite good, thank you, despite the woes we hear on the news all the time. I hope you all continue to have the need to be cheered up!
Spend spend spend....
 
Room 21 (hot tub, lake view, ground floor) has been a rip-roaring success in 20111 with a very high occupancy. The newly refurbished rooms behind 21 have also gone down well so we now have a total of seven great ground floor rooms, three with direct external access. But only one with its own outdoor hot tub!
 
We have been continuing our improvements to Linthwaite......R7, The Garden Suite, has had a makeover. Now you can lie in bed and watch a big screen TV but of course the real view is straight out of the window looking South West. Fabulous.
 
The hall has also had a makeover, with a lovely new wallpaper and desk being the main changes. For those I spoke to threatening to change the fireplace; don't worry, I haven't. Soon we'll be tucking in to the Old Bar with a gentle makeover so it doesn't look tired like me.
 
John, our brilliant maintenance man, will be working up to some external painting in the summer....don't worry we have the Health & Safety covered, Colin will have John standing on his shoulders. That'll keep him quiet.
 
And talking about Colin, he's been amazingly productive building a new lower terrace in front of the existing one, where residents will be able to enjoy some new loungers we are about to order. We are optimists; sunshine comes to Linthwaite. The big question is: will Andy have a member of staff coming round handing out chilled melon and strawberries on a stick, cleaning your sunglasses and spraying you with Evian on a hot day?
 
We have just had visits from the AA and Enjoy England inspectors and are delighted to maintain our 4 star status. Not just any 4 stars either; the AA's are Red ones (very special) and the EE's are Gold. There's gold in them there hills at Linthwaite (I wish - Ed).
 
Staff-wise all our reception team continue to be even more experienced at making sure we get your reservations right, AND provide a Very Warm and Unstuffy Welcome. Andy, Sarah and Iain are joined by a new manager, James Conway, who worked for a number of years with the previous owners at Holbeck Ghyll. In the restaurant there have been one or two departures, but Ben's holding it all together! Last but not least we must mention Margaret, Elaine, and the brilliant housekeeping team who do such sterling work. In the AA's report housekeeping scored the highest marks of any department; no mean feat.
 
For myself I must confess I have been out on the hills more this winter (see http://www.lakeland-enterprise.co.uk/bootboys/) for you, dear reader, to research the best walks for your use. It used to be I tested the wines, now I test the walks. The manager's prefer it if I'm out of the place and not drinking the wine. They tell me it's more profitable.
 
I have also been having fun this winter at Kirkby Lonsdale Golf Club. My course and I love it. More space than Windermere (I am a wild golfer) but great views as well. I'd recommend these courses as well: Ulverston, Grange, and Carus Green. All different.
 
More fun last week on an electric bike http://www.electricbicyclenetwork.com.
 
Now don't be like me and say they're for old people. That's what I thought and pride wouldn't have let me have a go. But for professional reasons I tried one. Wow. Amazing fun. It's a perfectly normal bike, plus a control to turn the electric assist on when and if you want it. It doesn't move unless you are pedalling. It just makes it go loads faster when you do pedal. So you can zoom up hills. Range 40 miles roughly. We hope to have a couple available at the hotel, but until then they are available for hire around the lakes. More fun than a Segway.
 
And lastly to fun back inside. Andy and his team have now got the ultimate luxury. As you know we have a dvd film library and we lend you dvd's that I've passed on for no charge (all rooms have a dvd player). Well now we can organise the popcorn, chocs and ice cream to arrive when you want them whilst watching the film. What about that for the ultimate luxury?
 
Twitter? We now have three feeds: @LinthwaiteHotel (which is me and Alex), @LinthwaiteScoop which is Sally who is doing the information for guests, and Iain who will be @Linthwaiteuncorked. Iain will tweet about new wines, local beers, cocktails. Could be a Chef's twitter one day!
Don't forget about our Facebook Page too!

What the Press say

"Magnificently set in 14 acres of grounds with views of Lake Windermere and of most major peaks in the Lake District, Linthwaite House provides a quiet retreat but many activities are available nearby." Country House & Home, November 2002.
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What our Guests say

“I always compare the Linthwaite to going to a massive football game – worried that it may not reach the heights that I’ve previously experienced! However, the Linthwaite – unlike a lot of football games I’ve been to – never disappoints. I know it’s hard but I hope you can continue the standards that you’ve set.” GH, Ormskirk, Feb 2010
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